Hey Bitch Boy,
I want prestigious. Not for the extra content, but because I am a prestigious kind of fellow. See, I represent Gamer's United. A non-profit group seeking to help gamers learn basic skills like hygiene management and emotional intelligence. A one-time donation of $300 to our organization could help further the cause and buy so much damn deodorant for gunked up gamers.
Thank you,
-A fellow gamer.