JOKE REVIEW
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Mommy milkers. Big mommy milkers. I’ll let that sink in. Ever since I was a young woman, I knew that big bazongas. I wanted to feel them too. Maybe even enjoy some of their milk. I would say, like many of my peers that baby hungy need nice soft milky from mommy. Big tiddy goth gf. We know this. This is what we know. There are bazongas on goth girls. The gongalonga-type bouncy bouncy tiddie-widdies that I could be sucking on, but no. Why no? Why hungy baby no have milky in mouth? Let me introduce you to the man responsible. Ben Affleck is stopping hungy babies like me all around the world from enjoying the warm milkies of a mommy dommy goth gf with honkers the size of Pakistan. He is an emissary of evil. What does he have against milky-willky yummy-wummy gazao-zao womba lomba prombas that bouncy bouncy when mommy dommy jumpy up and down? Why no yumba humba gumba in baby mouth? Ben Affleck makes me sick! But moving forward, what size of honkers are best? Some may say that small tiddy goth gf mommy is best. But what of huge mommy milkers? Huge mommy milkers goth gf are good, but not best. Outrageous for me to say, I know. But listen to this. My research suggests that there may be out there in the world of big booby-woobies the giant milkers of all our dreams. That’s right. The giant uwu-wongas mongas feelemascheelem giant goth peggy-weggy jumbo-wumbo wibbly-wobbly-type anime girl horhongas of all our dreams. Hold your applause because Ben Affleck may be soon in possession of those heavenly horhongas. Unless we band together to stop him. I’ve sent a flyer out around the room so that you may join me in my crusade to end Ben Affleck’s life so that we may all enjoy the pinnacle of mommy milkers together in peace. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
